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Scripts
By
Miller


 

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"Millers script calls upon dialogue that leaves the audience roaring" Newcastle Chronicle

About Me

About Me

Born in South Shields, North East England, I grew up working class, I was “educated working class”…meaning, I learned more from life than I did at school. I didn’t believe in the education system that that was offered, why? Simply put, it only suited a small percentage. So, educated working class/self taught, was my real education…reading, watching and listening to anything and everything to make sure my mind wasn’t left to waste.

 

Now, I’m not saying some of my little mind hasn’t gone to waste…I mean watching the TV show ‘Lost’ was a little bit of a waste! However, a lot of what I’ve done has served me well. Like throwing myself into the world of theatre.

 

For most of my life I have been a performer, acting on screen, on stage and sometime in places you can barely call a performance space. During this time, my head has lived in scripts, comedies , panto’s and even Shakespeare…I know, a working class fool like me performing ‘The Bard’! In these years, I began to scribble things down myself. Small things at first, jokes, sketches and short children’s plays.

 

During a twenty plus pantomime career, children’s theatre and panto’s became second nature. So, much of what I was first commissioned to write was in that genre. A genre that still continues to pay the bills and puts instant noodles in the cupboard, to this day.

 

Adult comedies on the other hand, they became more of a “passion project” as they don’t bring in the pennies as much as some of the other writing work in my career. That didn’t stop me though, I continue to write comedy for the big kids alongside comedy for the little kids.

 

Most of my work has been performed/produced in the North East, some further north in Scotland. Despite my “ Northern..ness”. Comedy is universal, laughter knows no borders…I work and write in the hope some of the shit that spills out of me can be enjoyed far and wide.

 

Some of my works include: Being an Ultimate Warrior, Santa’s Naughty Elf, The Big Time, The Big Goodbye, Wendy The Witch, The Will Of Joe Spade, Peter Plank’s Spooky Spectacular Show, The Big Hit, Peter Plank’s Magical Mystical Egg , Swing When You’re Losing, TheLittle Mermaid

Work Experience

News/Updates/What's Gannin On

 Jan 2024

New scripts on their way for licence! Robinson Crusoe, Little Mermaid: Adult Panto & Sinderella: Adult Panto  (Feb 2024)

Oct 2023
 

Currently writing a brand new version of Cinderella. This will be available from November 2023.  This is a small cast version, but can be adapted.

 

*A new version of Dickless Whittington: An Adult Panto, is now available for performance. This is an updated version of the professionally performed Dickless Whittington in 2021

Tue 14th March 2023

My bespoke adult version of The Little Mermaid has finished it's very succesful tour of the UK. A very well recieved script by audiences up and down the country.

Audience Reviews:

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"The cast were amazing, great script too. so funny"

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"I enjoyed every minute of it , would go and watch it again and again."

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"you just gotta see it totally hilarious."

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"So funny, and rude...  brilliant"

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Education

Scripts Available

 

Comedy Scripts:

The Big Time

Comedy about two wannabe gangsters, who get in way over their heads, on a kinapping job. One that goes horribly wrong. Jerry and Jacks want to climb the criminal ladder, but at what cost? A night of hilarious disorganised crime!'Ed Fringe  2018 hit comedy'

(Cast x4./ x3 male x 1 female or x2 male x2 female)

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The Big Goodbye

Sequal to The Big Time. It's time to say goodbye at a funeral. Only the past is coming back for two attendies. These inept wannabe criminals, must face someone who could send them on there way to the afterlife too.

(cast x5/ x 3 male x2 female)

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Three's A Crowd

They say, “You Can’t Choose Your Family”. Mike and Rose are firm believers of that, when Uncle Terry pay’s a ‘Fresh from Prison’ visit to the newlyweds. Terry is looking for a place to stay, Mike and Rose are looking to start a new life in their new home. This weekend really proves that, without a shadow of a doubt… Three’s A Crowd.

(cast x3/ x2 male 1 female )

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Pantomime Scripts:

Sinderella: An Adult Panto:

(Cast x7)

Adults only version of Cinderella.

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The Little Mermaid:

(Cast x7)

Small Cast version of the underwater classic

The Little Mermaid: Adult Panto (Feb 2024)

(Cast x7)

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Cinderella (Nov 2023):

(Cast x7)

Small cast version of the panto classic

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Peter Plank in...It's Bearly Summer:

(Cast x 5)

A summer panto perfect for younger audiences.

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Robinson Crusoe(May 2024):

(Cast x 7)

The classic swashbuckling panto

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Rapunzel: (MAY 2024)

(Cast x7)

Brand new take on this classic tale

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Dickless Whittington: An Adult Panto:

(Cast x 5)

updated version of this professionally performed 2021 hit.

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Full breakdowns and script samples upon request

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Contact Me

Contact Me

Wayne Miller

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